Shower pressing against the glass

Inside a compact, modern bathroom shower, barely large enough for one, let alone two transformed sharkmen. Steam fills the air, the sound of water hitting the glass is loud. Alex and Dave, their bodies glistening with water, are comically cramped, their bellies pressing against the glass door of the shower. Alex: His voice echoing off the tiles, trying to move but finding little room)* “Okay, this was definitely not designed for two sharkmen with our kind of… enhancements. Dave: Laughing, his belly squeezed against Alex’s, both bodies pressed against the glass)* “You think? It’s like we’re trying to fit two whales in a fishbowl. Feel that glass? We might just push it out! Alex: Attempting to rinse off, but his movements are restricted)* “I’ve never felt more like a sardine. And look, we’re fogging up the place like a storm at sea. Dave: Trying to maneuver to wash his hair, his belly bumping into Alex’s)* “It’s a good thing we’re friends, or this would be awkward. Here, let’s do this in turns. You lean back, I’ll move forward.” *He demonstrates, their bellies sliding against each other, creating a comical, slippery dance. Alex: Laughing, the humor of the situation not lost on him)* “This is the most intimate shower I’ve ever had. I can feel your belly button on mine through this glass. Dave: Chuckling, the steam making his laughter sound deeper)* “It’s like a belly-to-belly challenge, but in the shower. We should call this the 'Shower Squeeze'. Alex: Trying to soap up his belly, which is comically pressed against the glass)* “The 'Shower Squeeze'… I like that. But seriously, we might need to invest in a bigger shower or take turns from now on. Dave: Washing off the soap, his movements limited but effective)* “Or we keep this as our secret workout. If we can shower here, we can handle anything the ocean throws at us. Alex: Pressing his belly against the glass, leaving a large, wet mark)* “Look at that, we’re leaving our mark on the world, one shower at a time. Dave: Joining in, pressing his belly next to Alex’s, creating a pattern of wet marks on the glass)* “A testament to our new forms. But let’s not stay too long; I think we’re turning this into a sauna more than a shower. Alex: Laughing, the cramped space making their laughter sound like waves crashing)* “Alright, let’s finish up before we melt the glass away with our sheer size.