Interviewer: Hey Marcus! Thanks for chatting with me on this chill evening. You’re looking massive—6’8”, 450 pounds, and that 3.5-foot belly is stealing the show! How’re you feeling tonight?
Marcus: smiles quietly, brushing sand off his muscular thighs Hey, good to see ya! I’m feeling solid, just wrapping up a long day on the water. This belly’s doing its thing—puffed up and soft as always, but it’s my badge of the sea, ya know? Keeps me floating easy during dives. I’m ready to kick back now, maybe watch the stars come out.
Interviewer: Love that vibe! Let’s start with your life here in Seaside Haven. You’re a lifeguard and diver—how’d you get into that, and what’s it like?
Marcus: nods, adjusting his hairband Been here my whole life, born right by these waves. I started lifeguarding as a teen—couldn’t resist the pull of the ocean. Now, at 36, I’m deep into it—patrolling the beach, diving to fix nets or rescue critters in the reefs. It’s hard work but the best kind. I can hold my breath for a few minutes, which helps when I’m underwater, and I swim fast thanks to these legs—38-inch thighs don’t mess around! pats his thigh It’s all about keeping the coast safe and the ecosystem happy.
Interviewer: That’s awesome! Speaking of your physique, you’ve got some serious muscle—biceps at 26 inches, pecs at 32—and that big belly. How’d you build this body, and what’s the deal with that standout belly button?
Marcus: chuckles, flexing an arm All natural, man! Years of swimming against currents and hauling diving gear got me jacked—26-inch biceps and 32-inch pecs come from real work. The belly’s a whole thing—3.5 feet across, soft and cushy, perfect for buoyancy when I’m in the deep. It’s from eating big to keep up my energy—lots of fish, lots of carbs. That belly button? points to the deep indent It pops out ‘cause of how puffed-up this gut gets. I don’t mind—it’s like my signature. Lets me float like a buoy while I’m fixing stuff underwater.
Interviewer: It’s definitely a signature! I noticed you’re rocking just a hairband and underwear, barefoot on the sand. Is that your go-to style?
Marcus: grins, kicking at the sand Yup, that’s me! No shoes, no shirt—just me and the waves. The hairband keeps my hair outta my face when I’m diving, and the underwear’s all I need—lets me move free and shows off what I’ve built. Barefoot’s the only way to go on this beach; lets me feel the sand, grip better when I’m running to a rescue. Why complicate it, right?
Interviewer: Totally get that! You’re a human among some wild characters here—like Zane Deepcrusher with his sharkman vibes. How do you fit in with the crew, and what do folks think of your build?
Marcus: laughs softly Zane’s a beast—we race sometimes, keeps me on my toes! I fit right in with the Seaside Haven crew. Everyone’s got their thing, and for me, it’s this human grit—people are amazed at what we can do, ya know? They see my 450 pounds, this big belly, and they’re like, “How’s a human built like that?” I just smile—lots of swimming, lots of heart. Folks on the beach love the belly; I get kids poking it, asking how I got so big. I tell ‘em to swim hard and eat hearty, just like me.
Interviewer: Love that! Last question—what’s next for Marcus Reefguard? Any big plans on the horizon?
Marcus: looks out at the ocean, a spark in his eye Just gonna keep doing what I love—guarding this coast, diving the reefs, maybe beat Zane in our next race. I’m thinking of training some of the younger lifeguards, show ‘em how to build strength like mine. Wanna race me to the reef and back? I’ll show ya how fast these legs can go! smiles confidently
Interviewer: I’ll take that challenge another day! Thanks for the chat, Marcus—you’re a true coastal titan!
Marcus: nods, settling into the sand Anytime, man. Catch ya later—let’s see if you can keep up with this human’s dive next time! winks
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